2015 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog. Here's an excerpt: A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 940 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 16 trips to carry that many people. Click here to see the [...]

F*cking 101

Fucking 101 “Sex matters. Then you die.” There’s no room to mince words with this one. I’m obligated to give it to you straight, hard and fast. So listen up, better yet pucker up. I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now. This is that I got to be frank with you, [...]

The Queen of Assh*les

I know the most beautiful queen on planet earth But don’t search for her tiara it’s buried under dirt She once heralded a smile that could illuminate through passes And a blanket of compassion she would cover the masses Her beauty one of the greatest stories ever told But now pride’s overtaken she’s the royalist [...]